WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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