That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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