Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Randomize
