I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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