I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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