My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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