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my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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