i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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