I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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