dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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