Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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