Umm I'm too high to move.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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