are you still at the devil's house?
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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