she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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