No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
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