where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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