I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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