If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Shame - the story of my life.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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