I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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