i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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