The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
My life is pants optional.
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