Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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