I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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