Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
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