I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
God I need to hump something, right now.
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