I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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