did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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