just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
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