butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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