Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
