i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Randomize
