Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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