What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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