were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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