that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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