At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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