And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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