wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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