my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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