Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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