dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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