$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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