I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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