what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
Randomize