have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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