In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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