Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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