Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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