Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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