just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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