I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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