Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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