I don't remember. Are we still dating?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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