so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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