we have officially lost it.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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