Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
handjob tips. give me some.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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