ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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