all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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